Wait, don’t eat that.

Why waist your time chewing and eating stupid food…when you could have handlebars instead. These are the Meal Replacement Bar.

-Under 1000 grams per serving

-organic, free range brazing. See photos

-rattle can clear, One way ticket to ‘Tina town. (Tina is Rust’s sexy stripper name.)

-Gold vinyl decals

-For sure causes cancer in the state of California

-Goes good with klunkers or vintage MTB’s

-bent and brazed in Taiwan, by bosses

-3.5” rise, 825mm wide, 25 degrees sweep

-4.5” rise, 805mm wide, 25 degrees sweep

-score a good deal on a 7/8 stem while you’re at it. *bonus: add gold bolts to your stem here

-Let me know silver or black stem in the comments.